What’s Wrong With Mutley Plain?
I was on Mutley Plain the other day. While I was there I had time to really study the place. I noticed that there are a few things marring it’s potential perfection. I like Mutley Plain but these things are preventing it from being a really satisfactory place to be.
The public conveniences look like a Greek temple on the outside and smell like a Greek toilet on the inside. Frankly they don’t live up to the promise, and I for one would have to be very desperate indeed to use them.
Too Many Pubs
There are too many pubs for one high street in my opinion. This contributes to the herds of befuddled, boisterous inebriates that weave noisily around on Friday and Saturday nights. Mutley Plain on these nights is not a family-friendly location.
Unfortunate Street Furniture
‘Jauntily-coloured’ planters that might look appropriate for a beach front in Spain are dotted along Mutley Plain. They look wildly inappropriate for a high street with buildings that date back to Victorian times. After a few years of rain and sun, they now look sad and bedraggled, with their bright colours obscured by layers of grime.
The multi-coloured seats that match the planters are an equally sorry sight. They’ve been there for some years now but I have yet to see anyone sit on one, ever. Apart from looking extremely uncomfortable, they don’t look very clean, and I for one would feel very foolish perched on one.
Soviet Style Railings
The utilitarian railings running down the middle of Mutley Plain are grey, dreary and put me in mind of something out of Soviet Russia. To make matters worse, several years ago some bright spark thought that adding some ‘decorations’ would improve them.
Unfortunately, these embellishments look as if someone has taken handfuls of mud and thrown them with great force, causing a few clods to stick to the railings. Also you can’t see the detail on them unless you take your life in your hands and cross two lanes of busy traffic.
Not Enough Trees
There aren’t enough nearly enough trees. This photo by Francis Frith taken in 1904 shows Mutley Plain to be an elegant tree-lined high street. It could hardly be described as elegant now, but perhaps if the few lonely trees that remain were added to, then it could improve the overall appearance of the street. Plus, it would add a little much-needed shade in the summer.
Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith.
Have Your Say
Mutley Plain has been a landmark of Plymouth for hundreds of years. It’s also a major route to and from the City Centre for thousands of people every day. It has the potential to be a great place if we could just iron out the few negatives I’ve mentioned in this article. I want to hear from you though. If I’ve missed anything out please let me know which features make Mutley Plain a lovely or loathsome location by leaving a comment below.
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